Happy Birthday ,Dad

Baba,seriously,how old are you today
thirty five
*annoyed*
dont trust me?
It can't be.
check my ID card
1970?jhoot! I dont believe you
okay dont.

My Dad has NEVER revealed his age unlike mama who says "I dont look 39 at all"
and well,It is quite true because everyone assumes shes our 'older sister' (lol).Coming back to the topic we had a party last night..where my taya officialy claimed me the 'true blood of our family' on my exclaimation of the word 'bloody'. (I wonder what they are going to think when they see this page).

And since my sister is 24/7 admiring my unique ways of life, she has penned down Sanu's everyday routine and holds her as her divine inspiration now,
The table looks something like this ;

• Wake up
• Go online
• Clean room
• Go online
• Breakfast
• Online
• Lunch
• Online
• T.V
• Online

My hand hurts..and that ^ is exaggerated.

!@#$%%$!~

arrrghh..
fuck hotmail just fuck account activation.SHIT goddamnit SHIT.
I just want to kill these hotmail bastards.SHIT.
Why do the things I want most just disappear?
FUCK YOU HOTMAIL.I WISH I COULD JUST COME AND KICK YOU ALL.
YES KICK YOU.
I hate everything.
everything damnit.

--just going through one of those power failures again
PS:For the first time Mr Orkut in my life has been a little useful.I just think I should bookmark this-
hah,fools!this does not in any way mean I'm back there =D

Oh I'm in love..lalala

Okay so I'm back from another Vacation.(Had too many of them lately) BUT now I can proudly say that I am no longer single.
Yes my friends,Sanu is in love with not a woman this time.
Hes a 'dude that drives an F16', Wasay for some,Mikaal for others,Bush for some and Bin Laden for some.(No that doesent mean he has a split personality thing going on).
But its officially Mikaal.
Well,he's rather cute I must say..has long lashes..wears a highneck under his shirt,complains about a hole in his tongue which appeared due to the 'Patakhay' (Magic Pop) I gave him.He will beat you with his bat if you do not play cricket with him.He thinks I'm from China and miss it alot.(I even sang him a chinese song)
He will ask younger girls if they want to go with him and kiss them on their cheecks (what a flirt!) and those who say no will recieve special kicks and will have to open their mouth for some 'karkar'(Magic Pop)
He thinks M & M stands for Maira and Meekal (..and God knows who this Maira is).
The funny part is..that he actually has the balls to see old men and ask them "Wahh cheetay!..cheetay ko mar ke aye hain?"
Usually when girlfriends and boyfriends part,they give each other a kiss or something silly like that..mine came to my balcony and threw a pear up and shouted "Nashpati khani hai?"
So in short,I have a rather sexy kind of a boyfriend.Yes,I'm sorry ladies and chesterman,but this doesent mean I cannot flirt anymore =D.
Haha this was real fun

Dad on the phone: Waheeb?
Waheeb(cousin) : Yes Mamoo
Dad: Where are you?
Cousin: Nathiyagali
Dad: hain?Yesterday you told me you were back in Lahore..I even talked to your mom..anyway..where in Nathiyagali?
Cousin: I dont know there are trees..alot of mountains..I think near greens..
Dad: Khotay dey putra uth jaa
Cousin: Sorry mamoo ..I was just sleeping.

Hahahahahaha! *rolls over the floor laughing*

Samne ye kaun aya.

'Samne ye kaun aya dil mai hui hulchul
daikhtay hi daikhtay sanam
hogaye hum pagal
tararam tararam tarara..hey hey....'
One of my favourite advertisments.
Sometimes I wish I could be an add designer,Its really sweet,watching a nice advertisment.Heh and definitely makes you want the product more.
I remember there was this time when only adds like 'lado dey lashkaray' were aired in Pakistan,or for that matter the 'washing powder nirma'( or was that India?)
'Doodh si safedi,nirma se ayi rangeen kapda bi khil khil jaye..' cute..I still remember that one..oh and the 'macchar hun main..' God bless mortien people they introduced louis to me.Hes one adorable machhar.Talking of Pakistani advertisments and good ones,I shall mention the new series of adds by everyday,(the husband-wife ones)I find those extremely adorable.
Sabz sitara and chaabi ka nishaan are funny.The 'gai soap' is still aired.oh well,
Warid's is pretty good,or the 'call suno balance barhao' ones.Haha,the adds by 'bonus' washing powder are funny.
I hate (pantene/head and shoulders/fair and lovely) 's marketing logo.A couple of people still need to realise keeping pop/rock stars in an add does not make it good.The ones I've talked off,I dont think they have mascotts.but then again,to each his own.
Theres is advertisment you'd catch rarely,of the Indica V2,where the guy keeps getting puched for anything he says,thats adorable or for that matter,the new pepsi(india) advertisment is good,where the kid promises the team pepsis for shots.
Sweet..we have brains working.

The end of a break

Dubai-a desert greener than 'humara pyara Pakistan'.The 'sunday to sunday' just flew.
First of all,these desi airlines are SHITE.Daewoo is much better an option-too bad it doesent go to Karachi.Just imagine waking up at five on a sunday and rushing to the airport to catch your flight at eight.After sitting two whole hours there,they tell you the flight has been delayed to 12:30,which means it will not depart at 12:30 also,which means theres no way you'll catch that emirates to dubai on 2:30.Anyway,you fetch a taxi and go back home in the 'mad' rain which makes the entire lahore look like venice.
No sooner that you turn on 'swades' you are informed that you'll be taking the nine 'o'clock flight of airblue to Karachi.So you rush through the pools of water to the Illama Iqbal International only to find out that this flight will now take off at ONE IN THE NIGHT.
Anyway you wait the three hours there and when finally you're seated in the 'thakka hua airblue ka rickshaw' you realise whos behind you,the stupid 'bombay suckers' troupe along with Fakr-e-idiot and boy,how lovely it was with their beaks constantly open in the conjusted plane.
Anyway we took the next day's emirates to Dubai.once landed we were greeted by 'Iftikar saab'-an old acquaintance of my Dad's and his neice who SPOKE ALOT-not to forget the big van from the hotel he had booked for us in AJMAN.
Hotel-rejected and we went to his place for lunch after which the hunt for Avari-Deira began.
His stupid BMW.rotten.withOUT an AC.
The rest of the days were well,tiring.My mom and sister 'could'nt shop enough'.I tell you these shopping malls they have-brilliance.The city centre is too crowded,at all times.Burjuman is beautiful,Mercatto, a thumbsup.One of the most beautiful malls is the Bin Batuta.(I have pics).
The desert safari is 'paisa wusool' and the belly dance got my lesbian extincts activated.
One thing I will never forget-going to the beach in white and falling in the water.left me embarrased-not to forget transparent.The jet ski-ing is fun too and if somebodys looking for desi food in Doobai,the shamiana,karachi darbar and delhi darbar is a must go to.(The fast food isnt good for me)Theres this 'Hediard'(say: heediar) in Burjuman.Damnit their caramel frappe is AMAZING.
In all,It was a good trip.Thanks to Dad.Hes the most 'giving'(not generous) person there ever could be.
Lots of shopping-for everybody in the family made me go bonkers.Being the humble self I am,I only bought a pair of sneakers because the ones I had were torn,a pair of jeans and some other clothes.And a watch my dad surprised me with.
In short-I had enough of a break,I can almost imagine Sir Tawseef with a gun at me now.

Advice to domestic flyers: Do NOT fly airblue,these bastards dont even have their Air conditioners working.:@