The walls of a classroom

The world is a funny place,a classroom is funnier.
Its really funny how different people of different mentalities and almost the same age(lets not go there,Im the baby) see each other everyday and come up with the weirdest of stuff ever.
This post is a tribute to my lovely classmates.
No matter how dumb their contributions are,they sure are fun.

Please note that this is the teacher

This is the student

and this is sanu

• An Islamiat lesson on modesty is in session.

..and did you know about that suhabee who was staring at this woman?

No,please enlighten

well,there was this suhabee who was staring at this woman and the Prophet (SAW) turned to him,held his beard and cut it off(mind you did not shave)

*class in fits*

Maryam,you really should not believe everything you hear.

• Maths session

So misha,you tellme,which numbers can "X" never be?

5?

*teacher annoyed*

okay 10?

how are you calculating?

Im assuming.

• Pak studies:

He shall be credited for bridging the gap between..

Excuse me Mrs Ahsan,

Yes amna?

Where is this bridge?

• An essay is being read "and Peter got.."

wait a minute why does it always have to be peter?why not a paki guy?

Yes like rehan,aftab,ali,abid,furqan,raheel,sarfaraz

Maryam Imtiaz who are all these men please?

• *Sanus free and bored,she goes to the eng lit. teacher(she has just one student and sanu loves the teacher dearly)*

Mrs muntazir,can I attend this class?

Sure letme give you a background first.

*explains...* and then there was this storm

her student:miss,there was no storm

amna,there was a storm. *eventually the confusion is cleared,the story continues*

and the name of the ship is?

st:its not given

It is amna

st: no its not

it is.

me:*I think I have a class*

• Biology. topic under discussion: Contraception

one of te naive kids:sir,I dont understand condoms do you have one in the lab?

Baitay,you are not in the U.S

• Oh I study alot during papers

Its good,one should

But mrs. muntazir,Whenever I study alot I fail. =S

*laughs* I knew youd come up with something like that sana.

Enough for now,Im sick and need bed.

*aaaachoo*

Fucking Maths class :@

Sir,I dont get this
Idiot:Look here Misha...blah blah blah
*Sanus trying hard to get that bitch in her head*
Maryam from the other end to me: Is this yours?
Yeah
Maryam:You lost it right?
Yeah just now..just pass it on..
Idiot:Keep Quiet!! *shouts at me*
Misha:*Starts to laugh loud*
"Sir she was just giving me my register," I say,softly
Idiot: *shouting at me* I said just keep quiet!
But she was asking me..
Idiot:JUST KEEP QUIET!! *the freak shouts*
But I was just asking her to just pass it here how am I supposed to do my work?
Idiot: Just keep quiet *Still shouting*

I almost cried there,I could feel the warm tears swelling up inside my eyes.(This always happens when Im arguing)
I have never ever been in my memory shouted at by any of my teachers and that too when it was'nt my fault.I mean what else wouldve I done,I was asking her to shut up.I dont mean Ive never been scolded,yes I have but never has any teacher of mine took it to an extent I was about to burst into tears,Im probabbly being very touchy but I cant help it.
Im sorry,

*I throw my books In the window pane next to me,get my novel and start reading it*
After a few minutes he comes to get all cheesy with misha and the other girls
To me, Ye baitay you what are you doing?
Sorry?
I said what are you reading?
A book
And the question I gave these girls?
Ill do it at home
Youre supposed to do it here
Sorry sir,but Im not interested
what?
I said Im not interested in doing this here
then you shouldnt attend my class
very well,I wont
yes go and give them the application in the office
Right sir,


So heres the thing.You bitch with me I bitch with you too.Im not sparing him.I am not sparing that Idiot little dimwit who just pays his fucking attention to the ones in such tight uniforms their underclothing shows or to those who get all chummy and gay with him or to those who sit at the back and laugh at his funny english.
Now Im none,because I sit alone in a corner and listen to whatever fucking thing he says he thinks im dumb

This was a week ago

You,Why do you sit there in that corner?
Sir but You can check my work.I dont miss out on anything
What did you get in the montly test
an A.
How much?
39.
out of?
45
*walks away*

For all I know right now,hes going to get loads of attitude from my side now on,and I dont mean Im going to shout at him like the others do,but sorry Im going to talk to him just like I did today,Im getting the application signed and handing it in the office tommorow if he asks for it.
Im not the girl I used to be a year ago.Im not going to take anyones bullshit.Anyones.Because Ive had it for like what 4 years now?FUCK YOU.
Be bitch.Get bitch.

I need to talk
Talk
No,later..when you're free
Sure.

That was sarah to me..three days ago.I wonder what she had to talk about,really I hate that look she had in her eyes.The Last time she gave me that look was when she talked to me about him.

Later that day in msn.
Sarah,I have to ask you something
What?
What did you want to talk about
Lol,later
No now.Ill die of anxiety
No, Ill talk face to face
Are you going to propose?
You Wish :P

Sigh,Ill have to wait till tommorow and I have loadss of work to do now..for the mag.
Sigh.

The world around Sanu

Ive Been wondering,Alot of people around me resemble certain cartoon characters.hmmm..


Misha,Mallo,Sarah :The three goofs.Damnit they are so ed edd and eddy!!

Rohma,Nida,Xenia :My sister and her pals,
rohma is so bubbles..too loud,
nado=blossom,always messing with her hair
and xenia *sigh* 24/7 angry

Now that..Is so Alisha!sexy.

Rizvi*aww*

haha no prizes for guessing thats Asfandyar *the nerd..*

And that is just SO PIA! so PIA!

Usmanji



Jontiji: damnit I see the resemblance!

Huma *Just too loveable*

Shan *he thinks women love him.*

Abdulji :And that is definitely Abdul damnit! =\

Nijhu *sigh* most def

Marium: (my sister's friend) haha she even speaks like bellum

Sunita : too happy.

Weenu *hugg* The best wife sanu could ever have!

And I love them all so much!

.

Are you coming today?
umm Yeah.
Sarah turns around in excitement,"what you're finally coming out of your shell?"

So Yeah,I did come out of my shell this afternoon,went to gymkhana with my classmates.Well,I didnt really have fun,I could'nt have had fun.Thats not fun to me anyway.So yeah a very short lunch and they had to run away,as usual on their shopping/ice creaming trip leaving me in gymkhana to wait for mama,well It wasnt bad,It wasnt so good either.
Apart from that haha fucking unbelievable,I scored an A in urdu!
lol this is too funny,my first ever A in urdu.lol
Im still not talking to Nida,my sister- after that wrestle match we had.Really,I tried talking shes too arrogant so be it.
Oh by the way,I met a long lost batchmate at the dinner(edit: dinner?Im losing itLUNCH!).Not much has changed,we couldnt talk peacefully then,we cant talk normal now also.

Things with misha have been weird.no really WEIRD.=\

• She starts to laugh when I laugh,
• If I have anything to say,she has something to ALWAYS add in favour of it.
• If accidentally someone comes to sit with me (I sit alone,behind her) Shes going to turn around and start talking to her and stare at what I am doing.
• And she still wont talk.

Its really ...funny..

okay guys I want snaps for the magazine,you want yours there?Its supposed to look like you guys didnt know you were being photographed
Yeah yeah wait a sec.
..and I sit there..waiting,watching my sister and her friends open their hair get their notes and "act" pretty.(lol.)
Okay we're ready
You look fake I mean,Im only telling you guys because you said you wanted a snap in there now ACT NATURAL.
we look natural,just go on.
SNAP.

hha,you guys look made up anyway,lol

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I go to rabia,the editor.
There,thats todays work.
She looks at the pics..
*laughing* haha these are damn good,people dont even know
and comes this pic..
haa,they dressed up no?
*Laughing*

http://atlas.walagata.com/w/sanu/posers.JPG

This is cute.haha.
CUTE.Really cute.
ps:they dont even open their notes for months.lol

Ohh sanu's smart!!

WOW.just WOW.
The entire weekend I dont open my stupid mathematics book and I get an A on monday??!!!
This is too good.*I feel smart*
aahh *grin* and no I will NOT brush my teeth.
God this is soo goood.
Anyway I saw BLACK yesterday and my,I love it.I really really do.*sigh* I want K.E =\
I have to go now.Another shopping trip *ugh* just *ugh*
God I HATE shopping!

"You know what?with that handwriting you're going to blind the examiner"

I've been getting LOADS of complaints about my writing now.Its really annoying because..err I cant help it
"I'm not saying its ugly,you write well.Its just too small sana.TOO SMALL"
Okay now as hard as I may try and as foolish as it may sound I just cant help it because it doesent seem tiny to me.It looks but normal.
I remember an aged teacher of mine in grade five telling me.Those who write huge in their early ages usually have tiny words once they "grow up".
She used to very much be a phychic too.Once really angry at the way I write she yelled
" This shows how much you keep things to yourself!! "
Its really on the high now because everyones talking about it.
They say my paper could be discarded on that account too.
Sigh.

This is what bad sleep can do.

Hahaha,I just realised what I made yesterday were NOT golgappas but Gulab jamuns.
*slaps herself*
sanu,you're losing it definitely.
=\

The Golgappay and Rasgulla.

I tried my hand at the golgappas and the rasgullas yesterday and..
I suck.
My Golgappas were retarted,shapes of RBCs,nonetheless they tasted good and my rasgullay..well salty.
*sigh*
I wonder what went wrong.=(
ps: That idiot of a sister of mine has the ac on.Allah,dont let me freeze.=/

hmm.

Bored I am and trust me,Its normal now.
Since I quit bt two days ago I really dont have much to do.
I was just going through various blogs the other day and This one in particular caught my attention
http://bubblemunche.blogspot.com/
I dont know the guy hes singaporean I believe but the blog is really cute.and very very very very entertaining and this is where I usually end up when I am super bored.

Anyway the dinner last night was good,mani was just going crazy running around,she gets adorable everyday! but you know what the highlight of the night was?
They made me have roasted beef.5 bites and I was about to puke.ThankGod I'm safe now.
PS: Try having vanilla ice-cream with coke,It seems appalling but tastes...weird.

Its so disturbing.
It has always been bad for my eyes and I just hate it so much.
How can people be so cruel?I mean to others who dont even know what the fuck they did.
I hate those bastards who make those little children stand out on the burning roads bare footed I mean COME ON. They're little children forheavensake.Is it only we who see that?and we so helpless we see that little 6 year old working for our neighbours day and night and we just watch him run around like a bitch.
On the other hand there are these bastards who hit animals.In particular the donkeys.I just hate it.
My mom: " Oh God what is wrong with this donkey "
Me: " Mama,it is just a donkey,how is it supposed to know!"
If you observe carefully you can see those red skin deep marks on these animals.Trust me they look so bad you dont even want to see them.They hit them bad and they run like anything with loads of furniture on top? haha. These men are just bastards.
bastards.
and this is a mood wave.