Oh you ugly little thing!

Okay so I feel the sensation to talk to you once again Mr blog of mine.
Ofcourse I was ignoring you...you damn little thing.
Heh,no I'm sorry because I've been too busy with work and school and everything to even think of writing here.But you understand that I did NOT miss you.
It is YOU who did.
hah!
So the datesheet is out.9th january I have the Islamiat paper and 12th the Urdu.I really need to work on urdu since I have recently endorsed a 'C' in my sendup.Things have been funny.The magazine is out.Everybody likes it.Everybody except the girl who worked like crazy for it i.e myself but I'm happy atleast I have been credited for my work.
My articles have been much appreciated,Sir Tawseef is being ultra sweet with me flattering me with the coolest compliments anybody has ever given me.Maryam Imtiaz has been a little pain but thats okay because I think I know how to deal with that.
Misha has been funny and talked of shery ALOT..Oh so desperate she is to make me say "ohh damn,get us two together"
My foot.
Mamoo's wedding has been one of the biggest issues lately,since he's interested in some 40 year old woman.I mean its alright but damnit forty?..and what about poor mani.
Her maternal relatives need some serious "Chhands" (note:not slaps).Really how sick can people be..telling a two year old her mom died.She's going to find it out when she grows up anyway.
A handful of bitches they are.
..And whats with all these women invading america?
..and why am I asking you that?

...
oh and I want people doing 'voluptuous' dances now too.
And let the dwellers of 'Mother Earth' know that Sanu likes belly dancing or even striptease for that matter.

You were to bring me a pyramid,mommy?

My parents came back last night.Thank God!
Two more days and mamoo would have had to take me to a psychiatrist.I was really going mad,maybe I HAVE turned into a control freak or was just trying to keep things as they were when my mom was here,In any case my headaches..the shouting was just going out of control.
Ammi went last night too,I really am missing mani already.
So much for daily life,School has been a treat.Misha and I are on talking terms.Infact also sharing the bitchy talk about our funny classmates.Its all strange how in 2-3 days the relationship between us has changed so massively,the same with mallo.
This was a super sexy situation in the science lab..during physics.

Shahbano,my classmate: Sana ek baat poochoon?
hmm?
nahi rehnay do,'gandi' baat hai.
okay.

after five minutes,almost everyone sits around me,
Alja to shahbano:poocha?
Shahbano: nahi
Alja: to poocho na
erm..yaar sana,
hmm?
yeh 'love bite' kya hoti hai
*my eyes popping out,myself staring at her..everyone staring at me*
er..er..yar ..pata nahi
everyone: nahi yaar she knows..tell us.
shahbano: yaar mayri bahut baisti hoti hai.I'm seventeen and I dont know what a love-bite is..
me: yaar..pata nahi..'hickey' suna hai?
sameera: kya kya?maybe I know the answer
*after hearing the discussion*: oye sana batao na mujhe bhi
yaar I dont know
maha:bata do yaar..
mujhe nahi pata yar..I'm not here to offer sex education to you guys..shoo shoo!
yaar..sana bata dow na
*everyone listens with interest*
maha: OKAY I get it.
shabash,tum explain karo.
...after maha explains
alja the dumbass: to yar doesent it hurt.*looks at me*
dont look at me how would I know.
shahbano: chii,what a vampirish thing to do
shoo shoo! ab merey pas se hato

Back in class,in a conversation with sarah
..and you told them?
err..maha did.
*everyone in fits*

I have weird people in my class =\