Somebodaaay said upppdate and its too flattering to find out people still read this thing.even if the owner of it doesentt :P
and therefore i shall updatus.
OOKAYY.so since the last post MMMUCHH has been up with me the most significant being that i am no longer a science student.Yeah,it pains.But then when you come to think of it,i mean.yeah that.Studies is studies and all study is serious.
I didnt make it to kinnaird.HAH!
well,frankly.i dont know how to put it.i dont even know if i'm happy i didnt.but well,its really funny as to WHY I didnt make it and for the one moment i think of why i didnt make it,it really makes me proud of myself.for the wonderful interview that i gave,excerpts from which i SHALL put here since i think i owe this blog and the few people who read it,a nice juicy conversation.which might not be as juicy to anyone else as juicy it were to me.butt i'm still going to put it uup.
Enter I.
I eyes three fat teachers (one of which is a b-i-t...yeah and i have enough reason for calling her that) and little fatima zaka(also a lecturer i sort of got to know lately)
I says Asalamolaikum
fat lady in purple: ek second (since she isnt done with the previous candidate)
fat lady in purple (is free now): Pehlay tou ek baat sunain.ap interview daine ayeen hain ye kaise dress main?
I: (confused.BECAUSE ALL THAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SLEEVLESS SHALWAR KAMEES and considering the amount of tight-fitted,lingerie shower masturbater girls there ARE in that 'instituition' i'd say a sleevless isnt much.besides,she had no bloody excuse to tell me the 'rules' of the college when all i'd come for,was an interview :P) excuse me?
fat lady in purple: ye aise dresses tou humare college mein allowed nahe?
I: (smiles) main aapke college ke tou nahe.interview daine ayee hoon
fat lady in purple:haan tou ye bat sunein ye humare college ke rules ke nahe hai baat.
I: (wanting to chup-o-fy her) i am sorry but abhe tou i am not from this college,once i get into this instituition i'm sure i will know the rules better,as of now im here for an interview.
fat lady in purple: baithain
and then they cant find my form and i tell her my grades and then she asks me for my candidate number
I: jo aapke chit pey tha?
fat lady in purple: candidate number batayen ap soyi huwi hain?
I:( wanting to kick her in the *beep*) AUNTY ap mujhe batayen gi konssa candidate number to mein apko booloon gi naa?
fat lady in purple: apne olvels ka bataen aur baat sunain mein apki aunty nahee hoon.
and I laughs I's ass off.
and well naturally when my parents got to know about this whole thing they didnt want me to go to a college where the heads of departments were fat divorced ladies either(yeah thats mean.and meant to be :D).
and naturally that fat AUNTIE would have made sure i didnt make it.plus my result wasnt that good either but it definitely ISNT the basis on which i didnt make it considering all the other factOrsss.
and SO i landed in lgs defence and changed my subjects.
well,now here is it.
i've got law,sociology,economics,literature and urdu.
yes.FIVE subjects.you can open your mouths.(if there ARE people reading this)
ohh and yesss i have blondes in my class(figurative;ofcourse) but their still bbbloondddd.
sociology teacher is cute and bongi.shes young and she prepares the things before class.and thats sweet(aww).
and okay.i know why lgs defence girls are blond.
anyway,my little girls are not going to lgs defence FOR SURE :d
and life is being all good with me.its so smooth i'm getting suspicious.
naww.
its good and it should be this way.
okay i'll say something i REALLY want to say right now.
i love my boyfriend and i love God and i cant thank Him enough for all of this.
:)
and therefore i shall updatus.
OOKAYY.so since the last post MMMUCHH has been up with me the most significant being that i am no longer a science student.Yeah,it pains.But then when you come to think of it,i mean.yeah that.Studies is studies and all study is serious.
I didnt make it to kinnaird.HAH!
well,frankly.i dont know how to put it.i dont even know if i'm happy i didnt.but well,its really funny as to WHY I didnt make it and for the one moment i think of why i didnt make it,it really makes me proud of myself.for the wonderful interview that i gave,excerpts from which i SHALL put here since i think i owe this blog and the few people who read it,a nice juicy conversation.which might not be as juicy to anyone else as juicy it were to me.butt i'm still going to put it uup.
Enter I.
I eyes three fat teachers (one of which is a b-i-t...yeah and i have enough reason for calling her that) and little fatima zaka(also a lecturer i sort of got to know lately)
I says Asalamolaikum
fat lady in purple: ek second (since she isnt done with the previous candidate)
fat lady in purple (is free now): Pehlay tou ek baat sunain.ap interview daine ayeen hain ye kaise dress main?
I: (confused.BECAUSE ALL THAT COULD HAVE GONE WRONG WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SLEEVLESS SHALWAR KAMEES and considering the amount of tight-fitted,lingerie shower masturbater girls there ARE in that 'instituition' i'd say a sleevless isnt much.besides,she had no bloody excuse to tell me the 'rules' of the college when all i'd come for,was an interview :P) excuse me?
fat lady in purple: ye aise dresses tou humare college mein allowed nahe?
I: (smiles) main aapke college ke tou nahe.interview daine ayee hoon
fat lady in purple:haan tou ye bat sunein ye humare college ke rules ke nahe hai baat.
I: (wanting to chup-o-fy her) i am sorry but abhe tou i am not from this college,once i get into this instituition i'm sure i will know the rules better,as of now im here for an interview.
fat lady in purple: baithain
and then they cant find my form and i tell her my grades and then she asks me for my candidate number
I: jo aapke chit pey tha?
fat lady in purple: candidate number batayen ap soyi huwi hain?
I:( wanting to kick her in the *beep*) AUNTY ap mujhe batayen gi konssa candidate number to mein apko booloon gi naa?
fat lady in purple: apne olvels ka bataen aur baat sunain mein apki aunty nahee hoon.
and I laughs I's ass off.
and well naturally when my parents got to know about this whole thing they didnt want me to go to a college where the heads of departments were fat divorced ladies either(yeah thats mean.and meant to be :D).
and naturally that fat AUNTIE would have made sure i didnt make it.plus my result wasnt that good either but it definitely ISNT the basis on which i didnt make it considering all the other factOrsss.
and SO i landed in lgs defence and changed my subjects.
well,now here is it.
i've got law,sociology,economics,literature and urdu.
yes.FIVE subjects.you can open your mouths.(if there ARE people reading this)
ohh and yesss i have blondes in my class(figurative;ofcourse) but their still bbbloondddd.
sociology teacher is cute and bongi.shes young and she prepares the things before class.and thats sweet(aww).
and okay.i know why lgs defence girls are blond.
anyway,my little girls are not going to lgs defence FOR SURE :d
and life is being all good with me.its so smooth i'm getting suspicious.
naww.
its good and it should be this way.
okay i'll say something i REALLY want to say right now.
i love my boyfriend and i love God and i cant thank Him enough for all of this.
:)
